This week, just some simple humor:

 

A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class.  She presented each child in her classroom the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. The imaginative replies from some of the children astonished her. Here are the proverbs - along with the rather remarkable replies

• Don't change horses -- until they stop running.

• Strike while the -- bug is close.

• It's always darkest -- before Daylight Saving Time.

• Never underestimate the power of -- termites.

• You can lead a horse to water but  - how?

• Don't bite the hand that -- looks dirty.

• No news is -- impossible 

• A miss is as good as a -- Mr. 

• You can't teach an old dog new -- Math 

• If you lie down with dogs, you'll -- stink in the morning. 

• Love all, trust -- Me. 

• The pen is mightier than -- the pigs. 

• An idle mind is -- the best way to relax. 

• Where there's smoke there's -- pollution. 

• Happy the bride who -- gets all the presents. 

• A penny saved is -- not much. 

• Two's company, three's -- the Musketeers. 

• Don't put off till tomorrow what -- you put on to go to bed. 

• Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and -- You have  to  blow your nose. 

• There are none so blind as -- Stevie Wonder. 

• Children should be seen and not -- spanked or grounded. 

• If at first you don't succeed -- get new batteries. 

• You get out of something only what you -- See in the picture on the box.

• When the blind lead the blind -- get out of the way. 

• A bird in the hand is -- going to poop on you.