Rosemead Kiwanis Club

   "Serving the Community Since 1945"

   

FAX OF

LIFE

 

 

The Fax of Life

A weekly inspiration, courtesy of the Kiwanis Club of Scott's Valley

February 4, 2007                                               Volume 12, Number 18

 

Universal Rx
 
No moving parts, no batteries,
No monthly payments and no fees;
Inflation proof, nontaxable,
In fact, it's quite relaxable;
 
It can't be stolen, won't pollute,
One size fits all, do not dilute.
It uses little energy,
But yields results enormously.
 
Relieves your tension and your stress
Invigorates your happiness;
Combats depression, makes you beam,
And elevates your self-esteem!
 
Your circulation it corrects
Without unpleasant side effects.
It is, I think, the perfect drug:
May I prescribe, my friends . . . the hug!
 
(And, of course, fully returnable!)
 
  By Henry Matthew Ward